(Temp) The Rules and Regulations

The following are a series of inside jokes between me and a few friends. If you don't get them, there's probably a reason... To whoever eventually finds this through the changelogs, feel free to steal it either in it's entirety or partially and add-in your own.

1: Despite being a new edition, you still only get 2 points if you can tell me what the inside of a black hole looks like.

1.1: If you can do this, I'll instantly give the cat 4 points.

1.B:

** BONUS ROUND**

WOOP WOOP! WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND MUTHAF*%&$#!!!!!!

Every kid you hit is 4 points, adults 8 points, elderly 2. Don't forget your family tree bonus! Wipe out 2 or more generations at once for a sick multiplier, man!

I.e: Hit both kids, both parents and 2/4 grandparents for a multiplier of 3.0X! That's 84 points!!!

Bonus points may be traded-in at a fluctuating rate of approximately 1 Point (TM) / 1 BonusPoint (C)

2: If I can, I WILL sue you for it.

2.1: I will be dismissed without prejudice for failure to comply with the sanction order.

2.2: If you're upset, the answer is DEFINITELY to sue the entire Republican party in conjunction with Christina from the DMV. While you're at it, sue every cop in America and just for good measure sue an elementary school too.

3: If I ask for your postal code, and you tell me which town you live in, I'll come smack you harder than Tom Buchanan whacked Daisy.

3.1: I'll break both your noses.

3.2: I won't even wipe my hand gentlemen style afterwards. Gotta get to Gatsby's party.

4: Google Sites are henceforth illegal.

4.1: Accessing a Weebly site is cause for termination Big Brother 1984 style.

4.2: I'll unperson you faster than Twitter unpersonned Roseanne.

4.3: Doubleplusungood knife unknifely.

5: 7AM cannot come fast enough.

5.1: And yet 8PM always comes too quick.

5.2: Tune in 9 Central for orthodontists gone wild. I know I won't.

6: Homemade fruitcups.

6.1: Yep. Mhmmm.

6.2: With just a lil' soy sauce.

7: Vines help me swing from one ineptitude to another.

7.1: *Windows shutdown sound*

7.2: *Windows shutdown sound BASS BOOSTED 10 HOURS!*

7.2.1: Remember to like and hit that BIG RED SUBSCRIBE BUTTON y'all!

7.2.1.1: Smack it harder than Daisy.

8: I got a rep in town, but it's mostly as a fuck-up.

8.1: No, seriously!

9: I don't know what Creative Commons is, but I'm assuming I'm common? Not really creative though...

10: OH god not the InteraBang!

10.1: This is a violation of my Eighth Amendment rights! I'll sue I swear!